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Douchebag of the Week: What Are You Thinkin’ Jesse James?

March 19, 2010

According to the statement that Jesse James, hubby of the illustrious Sandra Bullock, issued this morning

“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way…”

Seriously dude, what are you thinkin’? You’re married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.  She happens to have a great sense of humor, good teeth, is willing to be an active step-mother to your children from a previous marriage, and doesn’t appear to mind that you used to date porn stars.  This is an awesome package to find in a one woman, and what do you do? You exercise what you call “poor judgment.”  Really? Ya think?

Now, I’m not trying cast aspersions on Jesse’s alleged mistress, Ms. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.  I’m sure she’s a very nice girl.  I’ve got nothing against strippers or  tattoos either. Heck I’ve got one (a tattoo that is, I don’t keep strippers in my house.)  But if I were Sandra Bullock I’d be pretty creeped out by the fact that my husband has been caught banging a woman who has “Pray for Us Sinners” tattooed on her forehead.  That’s a warning label if I’ve ever seen one.

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Um, yeah, Ms. Bombshell is what I call The Anti-Sandra.

Jesse, dude, you’ve, as they say really screwed the pooch this time.  If Miss Sandy actually forgives you and takes your sorry ass back she’ll be able to add “Saint” to her resume and will retain the right to wear a Harry Winston made halo.

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