Shut The Fuck Up!

Argh. I gotta tell ya, people have been gettin’ on my last nerve lately. Well, sure people are always doing what they can to annoy me, and for the most part I’m all about turn the other cheek and ignoring them. Okay, well I’ll admit that some days I want to do one of those fancy flyin’ Ninja kicks that Dave teaches at his martial arts school and knock their teeth out of their heads, but I’m too lazy to break a sweat over them.

However in the last few weeks it’s like all the crazy talk is in stereo and the reverb is giving me a migraine which really just makes me wanna say :

I open my email and there’s guaranteed to be at least one crazygram in my inbox that makes me want to say:

I turn on the news and Michele Bachmann is talking nonsense and I just want to say:

To the people occupying the lawn of Los Angeles City Hall which estimates indicate is going to cost my already bankrupt city close to $400,000 to clean and repair when they are finally gone I want to say:

But, since I’m a lady of some refinement, I’m opting for